….. In this business of getting back in to shape this isn’t quite what I expected.
See I expect my trousers not to fit quite as they used to. That’s fine I can live with that.
Dresses still not fitting, we can fast and pray. Shoes that no longer fit can be sold on eBay.
However what happens to pants. (Not trousers I mean pants, underwear, lingerie). To me these are once in a life time buy. By that I mean you buy them when you get to a certain age and they fit you for life. So imagine my surprise this morning when I dipped in to my cupboard, pulled out one at random and PING too small. WHAT? &**))__)(*&^%^%”!**+ (I have been told not to swear by my sister). Since when do I have random bum increment? Does my bum look bigger? I look in mirror at said bum, not to my eyes. What is this? I thought I was winning the war against fat? I don’t know how to end this really. My baby has woken up and is staring at me. He probably thinks my bum is my breast 😦